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Season 1

  1. Help Wanted (8-minute episode) ~ Spongebob applies for his job at the Krusty Krab.
    Reef Blower ~ (3-minute short) This is a silent episode about Spongebob removing a shell from his lawn.
    Tea At the Treedome ~ Spongebob meets Sandy and experiences her water-free atmosphere for the first time.
  2. Bubblestand ~ Spongebob sets up a bubble-blowing business and shows off his technique.
    Ripped Pants ~ Spongebob overuses a joke and almost loses a friend.
  3. Jellyfishing ~ Spongebob and Patrick celebrate Squidward's "best day ever".
    Plankton! ~ Plankton controls Spongebob's brain to try to get the Krabby Patty secret formula.
  4. Naughty Nautical Neighbors ~ Spongebob and Patrick get into a fight after some misunderstood bubble messages.
    Boating School ~ Spongebob attempts to earn his boating license at Mrs. Puff's Boating School.
  5. Pizza Delivery ~ Spongebob and Squidward deliver the first ever Krusty Krab Pizza.
    Home Sweet Pineapple ~ Spongebob's pineapple house is eaten by nematodes.
  6. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy ~ Spongebob and Patrick try to bring their favorite superheroes out of retirement.
    Pickles ~ Spongebob loses his confidence when Bubble Bass comes to the Krusty Krab.
  7. Hall Monitor ~ Spongebob attempts to be helpful even outside Mrs. Puff's class.
    Jellyfish Jam ~ Spongebob brings a wild jellyfish home, and it causes chaos.
  8. Sandy's Rocket ~ Sandy builds a rocket that Spongebob and Patrick steal so they can go alien hunting.
    Squeaky Boots ~ Mr. Krabs gives Spongebob the "official fry cook boots".
  9. Nature Pants ~ Spongebob decides to live with the jellyfish.
    Opposite Day ~ Squidward wants to move away and creates a new holiday.
  10. Culture Shock ~ Squidward organizes a talent show at the Krusty Krab.
    F.U.N. ~ Spongebob teaches Plankton the meaning of fun.
  11. Musclebob Buffpants ~ Spongebob enters the Mussel Beach Anchor Competition with a pair of fake inflatable arms.
    Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost ~ Spongebob and Patrick think they have killed Squidward and become his servants.
  12. The Chaperone ~ Spongebob takes Pearl to her prom.
    Employee of the Month ~ Spongebob and Squidward compete for this coveted title.
  13. Scaredy Pants ~ Every Halloween scares Spongebob, so he decides to turn the tables this year and be scary.
    I Was a Teenage Gary ~ Squidward snail-sits for Gary, who falls ill, so maybe some snail plasma will be of help.
  14. SB-129 ~ Squidward travels through time to get away from Spongebob and Patrick.
    Karate Choppers ~ Spongebob and Sandy become obsessed with karate.
  15. Sleepy Time ~ Spongebob invades others' dreams.
    Suds ~ Spongebob doesn't get colds. He gets the suds.
  16. Valentine's Day ~ Spongebob gives Patrick the best Valentine ever.
    The Paper ~ Spongebob finds many uses for Squidward's old gum wrapper.
  17. Arrgh! ~ Mr. Krabs takes Spongebob and Patrick on a treasure hunt.
    Rock Bottom ~ Spongebob and Patrick take the wrong bus and end up in Rock Bottom, a frightening place.
  18. Texas ~ Sandy misses her home.
    Walking Small ~ Plankton tries to build the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket.
  19. Fools in April ~ Squidward plays a terrible April Fools' prank on Spongebob.
    Neptune's Spatula ~ Neptune, king of the sea, challenges Spongebob to a patty-flipping contest.
  20. Hooky ~ It's fishing season, and Mr. Krabs warns Spongebob not to play on the hooks.
    Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II ~ Spongebob wins the Magic Conch Shell in a contest and spends time with Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.
Season 2
  1. Your Shoe's Untied ~ Spongebob can't remember how to tie his shoelaces.
    Squid's Day Off ~ Mr. Krabs is injured, so Squidward, temporarily in charge, gives himself the day off, but not without guilt.
  2. Something Smells ~ Spongebob thinks he has caught the ugly after eating a stinky concoction of food.
    Bossy Boots ~ Pearl remodels the Krusty Krab.
  3. Big Pink Loser ~ Patrick is sad about all the awards that Spongebob receives.
    Bubble Buddy ~ Nobody wants to play with Spongebob, so he makes his own friend.
  4. Dying for Pie ~ Squidward gives Spongebob an explosive pie and thinks he is spending Spongebob's last day on Earth with him.
    Imitation Krabs ~ Plankton creates a Mr. Krabs robot.
  5. Wormy ~ Spongebob and Patrick pet-sit for Sandy, but they are terrified when Wormy, their favorite pet, becomes a butterfly.
    Patty Hype ~ Spongebob invents Pretty Patties, and Bikini Bottom townspeople go crazy for them.
  6. Grandma's Kisses ~ Spongebob is embarrassed by his grandma treating him like a baby, so he attempts to act like an adult.
    Squidville ~ Squidward finally has it with Spongebob and Patrick and moves to Tentacle Acres, an elite living area for squids.
  7. Pre-Hibernation Week ~ Sandy is getting ready to hibernate and forces Spongebob to endure a week of extreme sports.
    Life of Crime ~ Spongebob and Patrick steal a balloon, but what they don't realize is that it's National Free Balloon Day.
  8. Christmas Who? (half-hour Patchy Spongebob Squarepants Christmas Special) ~ Spongebob teaches Bikini Bottom all about Santa and gift-giving.
  9. Survival of the Idiots ~ Sandy is hibernating and warns visitors not to disturb her, but Spongebob and Patrick do so anyway.
    Dumped ~ Gary leaves Spongebob for Patrick.
  10. No Free Rides ~ Mrs. Puff gives Spongebob his boating license when he isn't ready.
    I'm Your Biggest Fanatic ~ Spongebob and Patrick go to a jellyfish convention where Spongebob meets his idol Kevin, president of the Jellyspotters club.
  11. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy III ~ Spongebob and Patrick teach Manray, an evil villain, how to be good.
    Squirrel Jokes ~ Spongebob tells a joke about Sandy, and people begin to treat her differently.
  12. Pressure ~ Sandy and Spongebob try to determine whether land creatures or sea creatures are better.
    The Smoking Peanut ~ Spongebob and Patrick visit Clamu the giant oyster and think they have upset her.
  13. Shanghaied (originally the half-hour Patchy special "You Wish" with a viewer-chosen ending) ~ An anchor smashes Squidward's house, so the three neighbors climb the anchor rope to investigate.
    Gary Takes a Bath (half-length episode) ~ Spongebob tries to bathe Gary (voiced entirely by Tom Kenny).
  14. Welcome to the Chum Bucket ~ Spongebob must work for Plankton instead of Mr. Krabs.
    Frankendoodle ~ Spongebob discovers a magic pencil and creates Doodlebob.
  15. The Secret Box ~ Patrick won't show Spongebob what's in his secret box.
    Band Geeks ~ Squidward organizes a marching band to impress Squilliam Fancyson, his arch-rival from high school.
  16. Graveyard Shift ~ Mr. Krabs decides that the Krusty Krab should be open 24 hours, so Squidward and Spongebob must work through the night.
    Krusty Love ~ Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff fall in love, but Mr. Krabs can't control his spending.
  17. Procrastination ~ Spongebob must write an essay for boating school but waits until the last minute.
    I'm With Stupid ~ Patrick's parents come for a visit.
  18. Sailor Mouth ~ Spongebob and Patrick learn a bad word and overuse it.
    Artist Unknown ~ Squidward teaches an art class.
  19. Jellyfish Hunter ~ Mr. Krabs exploits Spongebob's jellyfishing skills so that he can sell lots of jelly.
    The Fry Cook Games ~ Spongebob and Patrick get into a fight and decide to compete against each other.
  20. Squid on Strike ~ Squidward protests Mr. Krabs's unfair working conditions.
    Sandy, Spongebob and the Worm ~ An Alaskan Bull Worm invades Bikini Bottom.
Season 3
  1. The Algae's Always Greener ~ Plankton invents a life-switcher to trade lives with Mr. Krabs.
    Spongeguard on Duty ~ Spongebob wants to be a lifeguard but doesn't realize what a big responsibility it is.
  2. Club Spongebob ~ Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward are stranded in the middle of the Kelp Forest, but Spongebob and Patrick trust in the wisdom of the Magic Conch.
    My Pretty Seahorse ~ Spongebob encounters a beautiful seahorse who he names Mystery.
  3. The Bully ~ Spongebob meets a new student at boating school who wants to kick his butt.
    Just One Bite ~ Squidward becomes addicted to Krabby Patties.
  4. Nasty Patty ~ The health inspector comes to the Krusty Krab, but Mr. Krabs and Spongebob think he's a phony, so they decide to give him the grossest Krabby Patty ever.
    Idiot Box ~ Spongebob and Patrick buy an enormous television so they can play in its box.
  5. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV ~ Spongebob swipes Mermaidman's utility belt and shrinks the town.
    Doing Time ~ Mrs. Puff ends up in jail for Spongebob's bad driving.
  6. Snowball Effect ~ It snows in Bikini Bottom, and Squidward declares snowball war on Spongebob and Patrick.
    One Krabs Trash ~ Mr. Krabs has an antique sale with his trash, but his soda-drinking hat might be worth something.
  7. As Seen on TV ~ Spongebob becomes starstruck when he gets to be in the new Krusty Krab commercial.
    Can You Spare a Dime? ~ Squidward quits his job and mooches off Spongebob.
  8. No Weenies Allowed ~ Spongebob struggles to enter the Salty Spittoon, the toughest sailor club under the sea.
    Squilliam Returns ~ Squidward tries to convince Squilliam that he's not just a lowly cashier and that he owns a fancy restaurant.
  9. Krab Borg ~ Spongebob and Squidward think Mr. Krabs is a robot.
    Rock-A-Bye Bivalve ~ Spongebob and Patrick adopt a baby scallop.
  10. Wet Painters ~ Mr. Krabs wants Spongebob and Patrick to paint his house, but he warns them not to get paint on anything.
    Krusty Krab Training Video ~ This is an instructional tape for a future Krusty Krab worker.
  11. Party Pooper Pants (half-hour Patchy special "House Party") ~ Spongebob uses a plan-your-own-party kit to organize a big shindig.
  12. Chocolate With Nuts ~ Spongebob and Patrick become entrepreneurs and sell chocolate bars.
    Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V ~ Barnacleboy is sick of being a sidekick and joins the dark side, so Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Sandy must help Mermaidman fight evil.
  13. New Student Starfish ~ Patrick accompanies Spongebob to boating school.
    Clams ~ Mr. Krabs earns his millionth dollar and takes Squidward and Spongebob on an excursion.
  14. Ugh (half-hour Patchy special "Spongebob BC [Before Comedy]") ~ SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog, the trio's prehistoric counterparts, discover fire.
  15. The Great Snail Race ~ Squidward gets a purebred snail and enters it in a race, which motivates Spongebob to push Gary to his limit.
    Mid-Life Crustacean ~ Mr. Krabs feels old and goes out for a night of fun with Spongebob and Patrick.
  16. Born Again Krabs ~ Mr. Krabs has a near-death experience and vows never to be cheap again.
    I Had an Accident ~ Spongebob injures his gluteus maximus and refuses to leave the safety of his home.
  17. Krabby Land ~ Mr. Krabs creates a playground and charges kids to enter.
    The Camping Episode ~ Spongebob and Patrick go camping ten feet from their house and tell Squidward about sea bears.
  18. Missing Identity ~ Spongebob loses his Krusty Krab name tag.
    Plankton's Army ~ Plankton creates an army to celebrate the 25th anniversary of his first Krabby Patty theft attempt.
  19. The Sponge Who Could Fly (half-hour Patchy special "Lost Episode") ~ Spongebob wants to fly with the jellyfish.
  20. Spongebob Meets the Strangler ~ Spongebob turns a litterbug in to the police, but the litterer ends up being the Strangler!
    Pranks A Lot ~ Spongebob and Patrick find some "invisible spray".
Season 4
  1. Fear of a Krabby Patty ~ When the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day, Spongebob becomes afraid of Krabby Patties.
    Shell of a Man ~ Mr. Krabs loses his crustacean coating and needs to attend a Navy reunion.
  2. The Lost Mattress ~ Spongebob and Patrick buy Mr. Krabs a new mattress, but they take away the old one before realizing it's full of his money.
    Krabs vs. Plankton ~ Plankton takes Mr. Krabs to court when he slips on some water in the Krusty Krab.
  3. Have You Seen This Snail? (half-hour Patchy special "Where's Gary?") ~ Gary leaves home while Spongebob is busy with a new paddleball set, and Spongebob goes hunting for him after realizing he's gone.
  4. Skill Crane ~ After Mr. Krabs purchases a coin-operated machine in order to gain more profits, Squidward becomes obsessed with winning a prize.
    Good Neighbors ~ Spongebob and Patrick nominate Squidward president of their Good Neighbor club, but all he wants to do is spend his Sunday relaxing.
  5. Selling Out ~ Mr. Krabs sells the Krusty Krab to a big corporation and retires, but after many boring days, he joins the staff of the newly-managed restaurant, hates it, and rebels.
    Funny Pants ~ Squidward convinces Spongebob that his laugh box will explode and he'll never giggle again if he laughs once more within the next 24 hours.
  6. Dunces and Dragons (half-hour Patchy special "Lost in Time") ~ Medieval Spongebob and Patrick must save Princess Pearl from the evil wizard Lord Planktonamor, thus restoring peace to the kingdom.
  7. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy VI - The Motion Picture ~ A new MM&BB movie is being made, but the stars are being played by two younger actors, so the angry Spongebob and Patrick decide to make their own version of the film.
    Enemy In-Law ~ Plankton, fed up with his computer W.I.F.E. Karen, begins dating Mama Krabs. However, Mr. Krabs is enraged because he believes that this fling is just another way for Plankton to obtain the Krabby Patty secret formula.
  8. Patrick Smartpants ~ Patrick becomes super-intelligent and must rediscover the "logic" of having fun.
    Squidbob Tentaclepants ~ Sandy builds a machine that is supposed to transport matter, but it accidentally splices Spongebob and Squidward's genes.
  9. Krusty Towers ~ Mr. Krabs turns the Krusty Krab into a large hotel, employing Spongebob and Squidward to fulfill everything its guests wish.
    Mrs. Puff You're Fired ~ A new boot-camp-style boating school instructor comes to replace Mrs. Puff in an attempt to get Spongebob to pass his boating test.
  10. Ghost Host ~ The Flying Dutchman moves in with Spongebob but loses faith in his ghostly haunting abilities because Spongebob becomes bored with all his scaring techniques.
    Chimps Ahoy ~ Sandy is trying to come up with a new invention, so when her chimpanzee bosses come to check on her latest experiments, Spongebob and "Mister Doctor Professor" Patrick whip up a contraption to secure her funding.
  11. Whale of a Birthday ~ It's Pearl's 16th birthday, and she wants it to be much less lame than the last fifteen.
    Karate Island ~ Spongebob gets invited to a cryptic island because of his superb karate skills.
  12. All That Glitters ~ When Spongebob's spatula breaks, he goes to great lengths to be able to buy a brand-new one.
    Wishing You Well ~ Mr. Krabs installs a wishing well at the Krusty Krab.
  13. New Leaf ~ Plankton turns the Chum Bucket into a gift shop.
    Once Bitten ~ Gary is thought to be spreading "mad snail disease" by biting everyone in Bikini Bottom.
  14. Bummer Vacation ~ Spongebob must take some mandatory time off from his job.
    Wigstruck ~ Spongebob decides to wear a spectacular wig, but he's the only one who thinks it's cool.
  15. Squidtastic Voyage ~ Sandy shrinks a submarine to navigate through Squidward's body and remove the clarinet reed he accidentally swallowed.
    That's No Lady ~ Patrick changes his identity and becomes "Patricia" to avoid a stalker fish.
  16. Hocus Pocus ~ Spongebob gets a magic kit and thinks he has turned Squidward into an ice cream cone.
    The Thing ~ Squidward gets coated in cement and is mistaken for a new species.
  17. Driven to Tears ~ Patrick gets his boating license, and Spongebob is jealous.
    Rule of Dumb ~ After Patrick learns that he is a descendant of royalty, he becomes power-mad.
  18. Best Frenemies ~ As a line of Kelpshake restaurants opens in Bikini Bottom, Mr. Krabs and Plankton team up to uncover their secret formula.
    Born to Be Wild ~ Spongebob and Patrick attempt to warn Bikini Bottom denizens about a biker gang coming to town.
  19. Squid Wood ~ Spongebob builds a ventriloquist dummy who looks like Squidward.
    The Pink Purloiner ~ Spongebob thinks Patrick stole his favorite jellyfishing net.
  20. Best Day Ever ~ Spongebob has to put aside his favorite activities in order to help his friends.
    The Gift of Gum ~ Patrick gives Spongebob a huge ball of used chewing gum on Best Friends Day.
Season 5
  1. Friend or Foe (half-hour Patchy special) ~ Mr. Krabs and Plankton weren't always worst enemies - here some light is shed on the history of their rivalry.
  2. The Original Fry Cook ~ Jim, the first Krusty Krab fry cook, comes to visit.
    Night Light ~ Spongebob reads a scary story before bed and is scared of all things dark.
  3. Rise and Shine (4-minute short) ~ Patrick goes through his morning routine.
    Waiting (7-minute episode) ~ Spongebob waits for his free Kelpo cereal prize to come in the mail.
    Fungus Among Us ~ A nasty green sea fungus grows all over Spongebob and spreads to everything else.
  4. Spy Buddies ~ Mr. Krabs gets Spongebob and Patrick to spy on Plankton.
    Boat Smarts (4-minute short) ~ This is an instructional video narrated by Mrs. Puff, featuring a good driver (Squidward) and a not-so-good one (Spongebob).
    Good Ol' Whatshisname (7-minute episode) ~ Spongebob and Squidward compete for how many Krusty Krab customer names they can memorize.
  5. New Digs ~ Spongebob decides to live at the Krusty Krab.
    Krabs a la Mode ~ Plankton sabotages the Krusty Krab by messing with the thermostat.
  6. Roller Cowards ~ Glove World has a new roller coaster, and Spongebob and Patrick are pumped to ride it.
    Bucket Sweet Bucket ~ Plankton tricks Spongebob and Patrick into remodeling the Chum Bucket.
  7. To Love a Patty ~ Spongebob falls in love with the best Krabby Patty he's ever made.
    Breath of Fresh Squidward ~ Squidward is zapped by his own electric fence and becomes cheerful.
  8. Money Talks (7-minute episode) ~ The Flying Dutchman grants Mr. Krabs's wish to be able to talk to money.
    Spongebob vs. The Patty Gadget (4-minute short) ~ A "Casey At the Bat"-style narration of Spongebob's competition against a Krabby-Patty-making machine.
    Slimy Dancing ~ Squidward trains Spongebob for the Bikini Bottom Dance-a-Thon.
  9. The Krusty Sponge ~ Mr. Krabs takes advantage of Spongebob's new fame to promote the Krusty Krab.
    Sing a Song of Patrick ~ Patrick writes a song and gets it put on the radio.
  10. A Flea in Her Dome ~ Sandy brings a flea back from a science convention to her treedome.
    Donut of Shame ~ Patrick takes a donut from Spongebob.
    The Krusty Plate ~ Spongebob tries to get a stubborn spot off a plate at the Krusty Krab.
  11. Goo Goo Gas ~ Plankton turns everyone at the Krusty Krab into babies.
    Le Big Switch ~ Spongebob becomes a French chef.
  12. Atlantis Squarepantis (hour-long special) ~ Spongebob and the gang journey to the lost city of Atlantis.
  13. Picture Day ~ Spongebob dresses up for picture day at Mrs. Puff's Boating School.
    Pat No Pay ~ Mr. Krabs makes Patrick work at the Krusty Krab to pay for the patties he orders.
    Blackjack ~ Spongebob receives a letter from his cousin Blackjack.
  14. Blackened Sponge ~ Spongebob stretches the truth about how he got a black eye.
    Mermaidman vs. Spongebob ~ Plankton brainwashes Mermaidman and Barnacleboy into attacking the Krusty Krab.
  15. The Inmates of Summer ~ Spongebob and Patrick accidentally board a prison ship instead of the ship to summer camp.
    To Save a Squirrel ~ Spongebob and Patrick prove their survival skills to Sandy.
  16. Pest of the West (half-hour special) ~ Spongebob discovers that he is the descendant of a western hero who influenced Bikini Bottom
  17. 20,000 Patties Under the Sea ~ Spongebob and Patrick make money, much to Plankton's disgust, from a traveling Krusty Krab vehicle.
    The Battle of Bikini Bottom ~ Spongebob and Patrick come across a reenactment of a local battle.
  18. WhoBob WhatPants? ~ Spongebob loses his memory.
  19. The Two Faces of Squidward ~ Squidward's face is hit with a door, and he suddenly becomes handsome.
    SpongeHenge ~ Spongebob builds huge stone replicas of himself.
  20. Banned in Bikini Bottom ~ A stingy old woman bans Krabby Patties in Bikini Bottom.
    Stanley S. Squarepants ~ Spongebob's cousin Stanley comes to visit.

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